Frankie Quote #1372
Quote from Frankie in Valentine's Day VI
Mike: I think we're slicing too thin here. You just have to kind of... [gestures with hands] feel it.
Brick: [gestures with hands] W-what's this? What am I supposed to do with my hands?
Mike: Well, there's a lot of options for your hands, but you're a kid, so focus on the back/upper-shoulder area.
Frankie: Um, she's tall, Mike. That's not gonna work.
Brick: Oh, God, you're right. Cindy's got 2 feet on me easy.
Frankie: Don't worry, Brick. Look at your dad and me. There's a huge height difference, and we make it work. Here, we'll show you. Here. Come here. Okay, I'll be you, and your dad's Cindy.
Mike: I don't want to be Cindy. Why can't I just be a tall guy?
Frankie: 'Cause I'm the guy. All right, fine. No one's anyone. You're just some random tall person, and I'm a generic short person. Nothing weird, just two genderless strangers kissing in front of a boy.
Mike: Fine. [bends down]
Frankie: No, no, no, stop. I'm supposed to be the kisser. Okay, Brick, now, you want to pull Cindy to you, but you're gonna need something to grab onto. Oh! I know! She has that safari hat. So you can just grab the hat flaps. Okay, I'm gonna pretend your dad's ears are the hat flaps, okay? Mm? Then mmm. [they kiss] Mmm.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day VI’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: And that's why I never use hand dryers in restrooms. Well, that's all the small talk I got, so I guess we should go.
Quote from Nancy Donahue
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, if you go out of town, your neighbors look out for you. They'll bring in your mail, water your plants, and sometimes they even take care of your dead aunt's emphysemic old dog.
Nancy: Oh, she was no problem at all.
Frankie: Oh, wow! Where's the wagon? And the oxygen tank?
Nancy: You know what? After a few days, she just perked right up. And we weaned her off all the pills. You just needed to regenerate lung tissue, didn't you? Oh, yes, you did!
Frankie: And the diaper?
Nancy: Yeah, she hasn't had any accidents.
Frankie: But we could still use it when we want to sleep in, right?
Nancy: I guess. Oh, and we've been feeding her only chicken and rice. I figured you wouldn't get to make any till tomorrow, so here's some to give her for dinner.
Frankie: Wow. She looks so young and vibrant. Maybe I should stay with you for a few days. [both laugh] Okay, Doris, you ready to come home?
Quote from Darrin
Darrin: There's my Valentine!
Sue: [squeals] Darrin! Ooh! This has just been the best day ever! All the clues, and everybody's been so nice. Well, the manager at the Bowling Alley had a little 'tude, but there were four parties going on today, so I totally get it. But I can't believe you set up all these things in all these places, and I don't even know where we are now. Where are we?
Darrin: The last stop in your Scavenger Hunt. Come in. Surprise! Welcome to my house.
Sue: What?
Darrin: Well, you know, I've been working hard and saving my air-conditioning money, so I bought this house. Just closed on it yesterday.
Sue: Oh, wow. I mean... Wow!
Darrin: It's great, 'cause the kitchen and the living room are in the same room, and back there's the bedroom.
Sue: It's nice how the bed touches all four walls.
Darrin: Yeah. Now I never have to worry about falling off the bed. [Sue laughs] And look... this folds down into a kitchen table. These fold into seats.
Sue: Oh.
Darrin: And this folds down into a couch.
Sue: Ah. Do any of them fold down into a sweater?