Brick Quote #566
Quote from Brick in Unbraceable You
Brick: My classmates are definitely getting more mature. Boys are sitting with girls now. There's a kid in the locker room with a beard. If I don't act, I could get left behind, so I dug deep and really did some soul searching, and I figured out what my problem is. I need a new backpack.
Axl: Uh-huh.
Brick: I'm using my "Shaq-will" O'Neal one, and according to a guy on a sports team, he's not even playing anymore. So I'm changing it up. It's a whole new Brick this year. And the new Brick carries... A messenger bag.
Axl: Here's your first message... no one cares.
Brick: Oh-ho, I think they will. See, the beauty of a messenger bag is you can adjust it to your mood. Left, right, over the shoulder, over the chest. Hmm. Maybe with just a slight adjustment. [the bag sags to the floor] I think this is how they're wearing it these days.
The Middle Quotes
‘Unbraceable You’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Mike: I hope he's not gonna charge us to do the whole thing again. It's gonna put us in the poor house. Look at her. It's like a demolition derby going on in there. She's gonna have braces on for six more years. She'll have them on at her wedding.
Sue: What?!
Axl: Why are we still throwing money at this? Just move her to a bell tower in Paris and call it a day. [squirts whipped cream into his mouth]
Quote from Brick
Axl: I would just like to point out I didn't get to miss a week of school my senior year. You people owe me a full week of leisure time.
Brick: What about me?! It's hard enough being the weird kid. Try being the weird kid who shows up a week late. [whispers underwater] Week late.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Ah, summer. There's nothing like it. And this was the best one we had in ages. Maybe it was 'cause we had nowhere to go. Maybe it was 'cause we had nothing to do. I don't know. It was just a nice, relaxing summer. Boss Co. branched out into landscaping. Brick actually put down his book and picked up a new hobby. Sue spent her summer getting ready for her senior year... A year she dubbed "The Year of Sue." Mike WD-40'd everything in the house. And I finally got around to flipping our mattress. Yep. After all these years, we finally got it down. It was summer the way it was meant to be... nice and lazy. It felt like the longest summer ever.