Mike Quote #634
Quote from Mike in The Carpool
Frankie: Are you kidding me? What is this, the '50s? I'm sorry, but that's insane. Girls like sports, Mike. Why would my dad have taken me and my sister to all those Indianapolis Indians games?
Mike: 'Cause he didn't have any sons, and he wanted to go to an Indians game.
Frankie: So you're saying if I had a brother, my dad would have taken me to less games?
Mike: No. I'm saying he would have taken you to no games.
Frankie: Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Mike: Yeah, you can "Wow" all you want, but you're just as guilty. You never took Axl to a play.
Frankie: I've never taken anyone to a play.
Mike: Okay, then, uh, how about the ice capades? You took Sue to the ice capades and never thought about asking Axl.
Frankie: Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna get Axl to put on pants to watch princesses skate on ice.
Mike: You don't know. He might have loved it. Could have taken up skating, become a gold medalist, bought us a house.
Frankie: No, no. Don't try and turn this on me. Face it, you don't have a leg to stand on.
Mike: Oh, I got legs, two of them, just like Axl, that might have been perfect for ice skating, only we'll never know 'cause you took Sue to ice capades.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Carpool’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.
Quote from Frankie
[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.