Mike Quote #611
Frankie: Oh, you just need some fresh eyes. So, which remote did you use?
Mike: I don't know. They all look alike!
Frankie: Uhh... this looks like the one for the TV. Let's see what Janet's instructions say. Mm. "Input"... "Input"... "Satellite"... "TV source." I don't see "TV source."
Mike: [takes Frankie's glasses] Come on, Frankie. I've already missed half the game. Where are ya, you little... Oh! Here it is! Now what do I do?
Frankie: Well, I don't know, 'cause I don't have my glasses. [takes glasses back] "Slide button to 'AV 2.'"
Mike: [takes Frankie's glasses] Uh, I don't see it. Wait... how do you slide a button, anyway? You must have misread it.
Frankie: No! [takes glasses back] I It says right here"Slide button to 'AV 2.'" I think I know how to read.
Mike: [takes Frankie's glasses] I see... "Display. Format. Sync."
Frankie: Okay. Hold on. Here. [holds up her glasses so they can both squint through them] You really need to get your own glasses.
Mike: I don't need 'em.
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‘The Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Darrin
Darrin: This is so unfair. I called shotgun.
Sean: I told you, you have to see the car before you call shotgun.
Darrin: Since when?
Sean: Since the beginning of shotgun!
Axl: Oh, my God, let it go, Darrin. We're in Ohio now. Once you cross state lines, you got to stop complaining about shotgun.
Darrin: I thought we were going to New York. Are we lost?
Sean: You are.
Axl: Guess they don't teach geography in air-conditioning school.
Darrin: No, but I'll tell you what I do know. It's 80 bucks an hour to fix an air conditioner, so suck it, college boys!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Okay, so, remember, the house makes a lot of weird noises, but there's no reason to get scared. The "ca-chunk, ca-chunk" is the refrigerator, the "braaaaaaa-unk" is the heater, and the "da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da" is the washer lid. If it gets too loud, just put more tape on it.
Sue: Not to worry, Mom. We'll be fine.
Mike: Mm-hmm. Well, you'd bell, you' 'cause I'm not driving back, even if there's a guy outside with a knife.
Frankie: Mike, that's not gonna happen. They caught that guy.
Sue: What?!
Frankie: You'll be fine.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, wow! It's like being on vacation!
Mike: The minute we got in the car without the kids, it was a vacation.
Frankie: You know, if you play your cards right, this could be a very nice weekend.
Mike: You're telling me. Look at that TV! The game's on!
Frankie: Yeah. All right, well, you watch your game while I soak in the jacuzzi tub, where I won't have to turn on the hot water with pliers. All right. I will see you later. I might even slip on a negligee.
Mike: Really?
Frankie: Well, a clean night shirt... You know, the one with the lace? It had a bloodstain from Brick's nosebleed, but it's mostly out.
Mike: Oh, I like that one.