Mike Quote #565
Quote from Mike in From Orson with Love
Mike: I don't wanna talk about it.
Frankie: What? [gasps] Hold on. Is everything okay? He's not sick, is he?
Mike: Worse. He read Tuesdays With Morrie.
Frankie: Oh. [gasps] Oh! [laughs]
Mike: It's not funny, Frankie. He wants me to drive down there every week to hear his stories. Every week!
Frankie: Aw! I think it's sweet he wants to share with you.
Mike: Do you? Do you, Frankie? Then maybe you should go, 'cause my life is wrecked now.
Frankie: Look, if you're so miserable, just tell him you don't want to do it.
Mike: I can't do that. You can do that with your own family, not the one you married into. You got off easy. My dad's a hoarder who never wants to leave the house or talk to anybody.
Frankie: And I am thankful for that every single day.
The Middle Quotes
‘From Orson with Love’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] So that night, I deleted all my Facebook aliases. And Sue was sadly unfriended by Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Julie McCoy, and Chrissy Snow. But on the upside, she did get 102 likes on one of her pictures... [picture of Sue with Brick's bunnies and kittens] Not that it matters.
Quote from Tag
Frankie: [v.o.] While Axl had a lifetime to figure that out, Mike was stuck spending what felt like a lifetime listening to my dad.
Tag: I'm telling you, Mike, there's no such thing as a bad baked potato. Any man that tells you different is a jackass.
Tag: Don Rickles is a funny man. That's all there is to it.
Tag: Two words: glucosamine chondroitin.
Tag: Once a month, whether you feel like it or not, just to know it's still workin'.
Tag: Mexicans - sweetest people you'll ever meet.
Tag: Always release a test fart if you can.
Tag: [points to his teeth] Real, real, fake, real, fake...
Tag: And that's why I can never return to the Panama Canal.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Hey, Mom, guess what. I was just checking on the response to my status update, and I have this new friend on Facebook, some girl named Jill Munroe.
Frankie: Wow. Really? That's great.
Sue: I know, right? And underneath where I said we went to the movies, she commented, "OMG. Sounds super fun. Could you be more gorg in your profile pic?" Sweet, huh? Anyway, I'll let you guys sleep, but I just wanted to share the latest. Night! [exits]
Frankie: What? I... [sighs] Fine. So maybe I made up a fake name and friended her. So what?! It's not illegal.
Mike: Jill Munroe? Farrah Fawcett's character from Charlie's Angels?
Frankie: Oh, so you can't remember our anniversary, but you got that locked in.