Axl Quote #421
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving IV
Frankie: [v.o.] Mike's advice really hit home for Axl... Just not exactly the way Mike had intended.
Axl: Cassidy, I like you. I never really saw myself with a girl like you before. You know, I usually just go for hot chicks. Not that you're... [chuckles] not hot. It's just you're just hot in a different way. Um, you use words like "perseverating" and "truncated," which is a really cool word for "short," but I never knew that until I met you. And I have so many things to say to you, but I'll try to keep it truncated. [chuckles] I like hanging out with you. I think it's cool that you think I can be smart and you listen to violin music, and you watch movies with the typing at the bottom. And my whole life, I have loved football, but it's weird, 'cause it just doesn't seem to matter to me if it doesn't matter to you. And I want you to come to my game, Cassidy. And I know you have this guy who calls you from college, but he's not here now, and I am, and I like you, and I think you should go out with me. [chuckles nervously]
Cassidy: Oh. Wow, Axl. That's... a lot. Seriously, that is all so nice of you to say, but I-I just see, my boyfriend's coming to spend Thanksgiving with me, so I don't think I can come to your game, but thanks. I mean, yeah, thank you.
Axl: Uh... [chuckles nervously] Yeah, cool. Cool. Cool. Uh... [clears throat] You know... [laughs] I just... I'm asking everybody to my game, not just you. So... [inhales deeply] Hey! Anybody wanna go watch me play football Friday night?
Ashley: I'd love to, Axl. Can I bring my snake?
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Tag
Tag: I asked you to do one thing: pack my ginkgo biloba.
Pat: They're your ginkgo biloba. You want 'em, you gonna pack 'em. You're a grown man, for God sake.
Tag: They're for my memory! How in the hell am I supposed to remember 'em if I don't take 'em?
Quote from Brad
Brad: Who punches a guy while he's on his tippy toes? That's not how a dance fight works. I mean, seriously, where did that guy go to summer camp?
Sue: Ugh. I know.
Brad: I didn't even get to do my pas de bourree.
Quote from Brick
Brick: This book is life-changing. Mom dropped me at the library to find the perfect holiday read, and out of nowhere, it just appeared to me. "The real true behind-the-scenes story of the making of Erich Segal's 1970's classic, Love Story."
Mike: Really? All the books they got in the library, and that's the one you picked?
Brick: Have you read it? It's fascinating. How did I go so long without finding this? It's a Thanksgiving gift, I tell you. A gift.
Mike: You know, the only thing that would have made that better is if strangers were here to see it.