Axl Quote #213
Quote from Axl in Back to Summer
Axl: God! I've been looking at pamphlets for a whole hour. That should count as one of my hours right there. 29 more to go. Whoo!
Mike: Stop screwing around and pick something. Tons of good options here. Helping out at a nursing home.
Axl: No.
Mike: Planting trees.
Axl: No! Nothing sad, nothing hard, nothing gross.
Mike: How about washing-
Axl: Unless that ends in "hot chicks" that's a definite "no." Hey, I could help people who can't play video games, like, if they don't have thumbs or something.
Mike: Oh. Hey, look at that. They have that right here.
Axl: Really?
Mike: No, not really, you idiot. Come on. You got 20 waking hours to do 30 hours of community service. I'm picking for you. Here. "Meals That Heal" and "Time with Tots." Done.
Axl: Or I could just stay in my room and jam and come up with an awesome song that'll make the whole world happy.
Mike: The world's been through enough. Make the call.
The Middle Quotes
‘Back to Summer’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: I hope you know you have sent me to the dumbest school in the world!
Mike: Seemed like a good fit.
Axl: So I didn't do my community service. You know, like, helping poor people or whatever. And if I don't get my 30 hours done by Friday, they're saying I'll flunk civics, and we'll have to pay for some stupid class I have to take in the summer!
Mike: And you're just telling us now? Why didn't you do the assignment?
Axl: Because... It shouldn't be an assignment! They're forcing me to help people against my will! I don't know. Doesn't that seem like communism or something? Did I use that right?
Mike: As much as I'd love to join in on your war on community service, you're doing it.
Axl: Ugh!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Not so fast. Summer's not officially on till my graduation on Friday, when you watch me accept my special award, presented by the principal in front of everyone. [screams]
Frankie: Oh, honey. Well, you certainly earned it.
Frankie: [v.o.] Boy, did she earn it. Sue'd set her sights on the perfect attendance award years ago, and nothing was gonna make her miss a day of school.
[flashback to a red-nosed Sue sitting at her desk with bottles of cold medicine:]
Frankie: Here.
[flashback to Sue rushing to her locker to vomit]
[flashback to Sue sneezing as she climbs rope in gym class, causing her to crash to the floor]
Sue: I did it. I put myself and countless others at risk, but it was worth it!
Mike: We're very proud.