Mike Quote #1121
Quote from Mike in Thank You for Not Kissing
Dr. Fulton: And based on Brick's previous social interactions and the fact that he now has a girlfriend, it just... well, just how far he's come... You know, n-normally, I would let it go, but I had my ass handed to me by the principal. Apparently, all the work we've done together has, uh, emboldened Brick and his girlfriend to make out in... in inappropriate places.
Mike: He... He can't be the only one making out in the hallway.
Dr. Fulton: No, but he is the only one making out during a prayer vigil. So far, the administration has been lenient, but if it happens again, well, there will be consequences.
Mike: For him or for us?
Dr. Fulton: Three-day at-home suspension.
Mike: Then for us.
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Quote from Brick
Mike: The school called me and your mom down to talk to Dr. Fulton. Word is, you and Cindy are getting a little frisky at school.
Brick: Oh, yeah, when I was making out with Cindy, I saw him lurking around out of the corner of my eye. He was trying to talk to me. Who talks during a prayer vigil?
Mike: Well, the can got kicked down the road to me, so I think it's time for a little father/son chat. I, uh... I assume that Axl has told you about sex?
Brick: Yeah, I'm up to speed. I had a little mix-up on a health quiz. Turns out there are no outside ovaries. Let me save you some embarrassment. We don't have them.
Mike: I'm aware.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: [v.o.] Having gotten the sex talk with Brick out of the way, Mike went back to doing what was really important... trying to get another 1,000 miles out of his car.
Cindy: Did you tell Brick to stop kissing me?
Mike: W-Well... yeah. No. Not in so many words.
Cindy: How many words did you use?
Mike: Look, the school has a policy...
Cindy: So you're trying to pin this on the school? Since your little Interference, Brick's grown distant. He won't make out before school, he won't make out in science class when we dissect the frog. We always make out over the frog.
Mike: Okay, see, that right there...