Axl: How did I lose every game to you all these years?
Sue: You didn't.
Axl: What?
Sue: I cheated. [exhales sharply]
Axl: You mean like you cheated sometime?
Sue: No, every time, all the time.
Axl: Monopoly?
Sue: I made myself banker and slid myself money under the table.
Axl: Celebrity?
Sue: If I got a name on a card I didn't know, I would just make one up. My go-to was always a Disney Princess.
Axl: Mystery Date?
Sue: It was never a mystery to me.
Axl: Oh, my God.
Sue: Okay, look... It all started when I was three and Mom and Dad would play games with me and let me win. Winning became my obsession and my curse. In the end, it was Miss Sue, in the family room, with every game.

Brick: Mom! Did you see that guy? That's David S. Rosenthal! The author of the Planet Nowhere book series as well as the official Out of this World Cookbook... How to Get Your Silligan to Eat Their Vegetables?
Frankie: [scoffs] What? No, it's not. It's Milt. Brick, I don't think a billionaire author is going to be doing the Orson Escape Room on New Year's Day. Why would he be here?
Brick: It's not my job to ask "Why is he here?" It's my job to freak out that he is here!

Frankie: So, what exactly did you mean by "disturbing"?
Mike: What?
Frankie: You said my dream was disturbing. That's a pretty strong word.
Mike: Well, you're messing around with another man. You don't think I should be disturbed by that?
Frankie: It's a dream. Haven't you ever had a dream about a celebrity before... Phoebe Cates or Lindsay Wagner or somebody?
Mike: I don't have dreams.
Frankie: I'm not talking about in life. I'm talking about when you're asleep.
Mike: So am I... I go to sleep, it's dark, I wake up, put on my shoes, and go.
Frankie: What? That can't be true. Everybody dreams.
Mike: Not me. Dreaming is just showing off while you're asleep.