Axl Quote #859
Quote from Axl in Risky Business
Brick: What are you doing?
Axl: I'm gonna shoot a tennis ball out of a tailpipe into my sweet spot tomorrow. Got to protect the twins. Ah. Eh. Got to be careful down there. Got my gene pool to think about. Got to balance out the circus freaks you and Sue are gonna produce, 'cause even if you two do marry non-circus freaks, the circus-freak gene, as you know, is dominant.
Brick: If the circus-freak gene were dominant, you'd be one, also. We come from the same parents.
Axl: Wow. Sounds like the nerd gene is dominant, too.
Brick: Actually, if the nerd gene were dominant...
Axl: No one wants a science lesson now, Brick!
The Middle Quotes
‘Risky Business’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Brick: I don't know. I'm a little concerned about safety here.
Axl: Were the astronauts concerned about safety when they flew to the Moon?
Brick: Presumably, yes.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: We don't have to stick to just sports. It works with any rivals. You could do dogs and cats, Republicans and Democrats.
Rusty: Pope and Anti-Pope.
Mike: I'm not sure the Pope has a natural enemy.
Rusty: How about a bobcat?
Mike: Hmm. I don't think so.
Rusty: If you have a bobcat, you know he's going after a pope if he has the chance. And vicey-versey. [Mike gives Rusty an exasperated shrug] Should we press pause on the diapers and really focus on this Pope v. Bobcat stuff?
Mike: Let's get this going and then maybe look at that farther down the line.
Rusty: Yeah. The thing is, this Pope/bobcat thing is itching at my brain. And in my experience, that means bub's a winner.
Mike: I'm not angry, but I-I need you to not say "bobcat" again.
Quote from Axl
Brick: I don't get why you're going to all this trouble for a motorcycle.
Axl: This is not just about the motorcycle. This is about us having the right to do all the things Mom and Dad don't let us do. I am paving the way for future freedoms. I did not sit through the first five minutes of Selma when I meant to see Horrible Bosses 2 for nothing. Would Oprah have signed on to play Selma if it wasn't a character she thought spoke for something she believed in? If I can't take a shot to the junk for something I believe in, why am I even here?