Mike Quote #816
Mike: [static crackles] All right, turn on the microwave. No, phone's still crackling. Turn it off. [microwave beeps] Uh-huh. I figured it out. What we have here is a crackly phone.
Frankie: [sighs] We've got to fix this, Mike. Paula Norwood called and invited us to dinner Friday night, and I could barely hear what she said.
Mike: Oh, no. They don't want to drag us to that crepe place, do they? I don't like sauce.
Frankie: I don't know. All I know is it's 7:30 at "kck-kck-kck-kck-kck." Don't worry. I'm gonna try to talk Paula into going to that new place next to the teddy bear hospital. I have coupons for that.
Mike: Just to be safe, I'll eat before we go.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.