Sue Quote #711
Frankie: [v.o.] Everybody has their own idea of paradise, but for Sue Heck, it's...
Sue: You can sign up for anything? Hi. Now, what if I join your club and I don't exactly have any tap experience? I once did a shuffle off to Buffalo in a skit about the food pyramid. I-I was broccoli. But that's about it.
Girl: No problem. You don't need any experience. Just sign up.
Sue: Okay, okay, okay. And when are they making cuts? Should a person expect a text, e-mail, phone call?
Girl: There are no cuts.
Sue: What?
Girl: Yeah, no cuts. It's just about having fun.
Sue: Oh. Ah. Hi, what do you guys do?
Guy: We're working to save polar bears.
Sue: I love polar bears! And saving things. Origami!
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‘The Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.