Brick Quote #670
Quote from Brick in Two of a Kind
Dutch: Come on, Tag, we'll do a few bars, a few dance steps, and Bob's your Uncle.
Brick: Wait. We have another uncle in the family I don't know about? This is like a "secret family" episode of Dateline.
Dutch: No, son, it's an expression, like an idiom.
Brick: Oh! I love idioms. Actually, I have a whole book of them. Do you want me to go get it and I can read you some?
Frankie: Brick, he's here to sing and dance and reunite with his estranged brother, not to hear you read. Go ahead, guys.
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.