Axl Quote #699

Quote from Axl in The Loneliest Locker

Frankie: Axl, you can't just come in here and start stealing our stuff.
Axl: Uh, last time I checked, there was five of us in this family, so, legally, I own 30% of everything.
Mike: It's my house, and you're not taking any of it. Put it back.
Axl: [groans] You know when you die, it's all mine anyway, right? I'm the male heir. It's just sad you won't let me have this stuff now so you can watch me enjoy it.
Sue: Guess what.
Axl: Nobody likes you?
Sue: Can't ruin my day, Axl.
Axl: Ooh, a challenge.

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 ‘The Loneliest Locker’ Quotes

Quote from Mike

Mike: Well... [sighs] I'm heading off to my other job.
Frankie: And I will be here working at my other job. You know, I am proud of us, Mike. We're getting out in front of it. We're embracing the possible, and good things are gonna come of it.
Mike: Yep, we've finally achieved our dream of working around the clock.

Quote from Brick

Brick: I can't believe you did this. I could have been a professional basketball man. You're always on me 'cause my nose is buried in a book, but turns out, it's all your fault. All because you didn't want your son to play with his toys. Sad.
Frankie: Look, you played with plenty of toys. Those were just the loud, annoying, obnoxious ones I couldn't stand to hear anymore after the first 500 beep-beeps, ding-dings, and woo-woo-woos.
Brick: Well, seeing how these were ripped from me at such a young age, I'm now going to make up for a lot of lost time. Come on, old friends. [toy siren wails]
Automated Voice: Konnichiwa.
Mike: Ah, crap, he found the noisy toys.

Quote from Frankie

Brick: Hello, Mother. Look what I found in the basement. Remember this? [toy siren wails] [Frankie chuckles nervously] You said these disappeared.
Frankie: Well, they did...
Frankie: [v.o.] With a little help from me.
[flashback to Frankie taking young Brick's guitar away from him as he slept]
[flashback to young Brick playing with his speaking caterpillar:]
Automated Voice: "A." "A." "A."
[as young Brick turns to take a sip of his juice box, Frankie grabs the toy]
[flashback to Brick playing with a basketball toy:]
Automated Voice: Nothing but net. Nothing but net.
Frankie: Hey, you know what's fun? Reading.