Sue Quote #398
Quote from Sue in The Bachelor
Sue: So the next match is against Terre Haute, and my coach said he really wants me to, uh, what's the word?
Mike: Quit?
Sue: Drill. So, Dad, I was hoping you could go out and do some drills with me.
Mike: Mm.
Sue: Please? You're the only person who could help me get better.
Mike: I don't know, Sue. Every time I try to teach you a sport, I yell, you cry. It's a whole thing.
Frankie: What your dad is trying to say is that he would love to help you.
Sue: Oh, yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, and, Mom, I'm gonna need to pay for this uniform, so I'm gonna need a check for... You know what? I'll ask you during The Bachelor.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]