Darrin Quote #18
Quote from Darrin in The Smile
Sean: Good thing you're wearing those diapers, dude, 'cause guess who just got accepted to Notre Dame.
Axl: Wow. Maybe you'll date a leprechaun.
Darrin: It's not just him. You are looking at two pillars of higher education. I just got my fat envelope from Midwest Institute of Air Conditioning Repair. First choice!
Sean: All right, so what's the story with you, man? You get the good news from East Indy yet?
Axl: Uh, nah. Nothing official, but the recruiter pretty much told me it's a lock, so... [chuckles] I am not sweating it.
Darrin: Yeah. No worries. If it doesn't happen, I could probably get you in at MIACR. I'm a legacy.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Smile’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] So while Mike and I had been harassing the loyal servants of the US Postal Service, turns out it wasn't the '80s anymore, and the news we were all waiting for was coming over a different kind of mail. [cell phone buzzes]
Axl: Yes! I'm in! Oh, my God! I just got an official e-mail from East Indiana State. It's official! I'm in! Oh, my God. That's it! I'm outta here! So long, suckers! East Indiana State freshmen rule! [high-pitched voice] Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! [exits and then returns] I still have to graduate, don't I? [teacher nods]
Quote from Mike
Brick: Dad, can you please get me an iPad?
Mike: I'm heating up my coffee with a hair dryer. What do you think?
Brick: I don't think you realize what getting me an iPad would mean. For example, when we go on trips, you wouldn't have to lug around all my books. Remember that time you threw out your back while picking up my book bag?
Mike: The answer's still no, but thanks for reminding me I'm old.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: So the iPad? Yes or no?
Frankie: Brick, the only way you're getting an iPad is if you're in Steve Jobs' will.