Axl Quote #315
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, we spend a lot of time running our kids around to lots of activities, but the only thing worse than having too many activities is having no activities.
Axl: I'm bored.
Frankie: You could vacuum.
Axl: You're hilarious.
Frankie: Why don't you read a book?
Axl: Why don't you read a book? [Frankie opens the refrigerator] Ooh. Leave that open. The cool air feels good on my feet.
Frankie: You know, what else might feel good is soap and a washcloth.
Axl: Oh, this sucks. Basketball's over. Baseball season hasn't started yet. I need a hug. But not from you... from some hot chick.
The Middle Quotes
‘Leap Year’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Axl: Hey. How come you get a cat, and we don't?
Sue: Can you bring him home? Can I feed him? Can he sleep in my room?
Brick: Why does he get to sleep in your room? I'm the one with no friends.
Mike: Nobody's getting the cat. The cat is dead.
Sue: Our cat died?!
Frankie: Oh, Mike, what happened?
Mike: Well, he was so weak, he couldn't even eat or drink, so I was kind of holding him, feeding him milk with an eyedropper, felt him sort of shudder, and I looked in his eyes, and he let out one last little meow, and... He was gone. So wrapped him in my shirt, took him down to the west berm. Where he liked to lay in the sun, and, uh, dug a hole and buried him. So what's this? Chow mein?
Quote from Sue
Frankie: Here it is.
Sue: [gasps] Patchwork cake. I saw this on Cake Boss! [screams] Aah!
All: [sing] Happy Birthday to Sue Happy Birthday to Sue Happy Birthday, dear Sue Happy Birthday to Sue.
Frankie: Don't forget to make a wish.
Sue: What could I wish for? I got everything I ever wanted.
Frankie: [v.o.] God bless Sue. As I looked at her blowing out the bathroom candle on her patchwork car wash cake, I felt like sometimes I didn't deserve her. But the good thing about having somebody that optimistic in the family is that her optimism rubs off on all of us.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick. Oh, shoot. They forgot yours. Mm. Well, here. Have two fries. Use extra ketchup so you get your vegetables.