Mike Quote #358

Quote from Mike in Hecking Order

Brick: Well, I took your guys' advice and talked to Mr. Wilkerson, and he said I don't have to take gym anymore. When everyone else goes, I get to sit in the classroom and read.
Mike: What?! What kind of a male teacher lets a kid skip gym? Seriously, does this guy wear sandals? I'm telling you, Frankie, any money, this guy wears sandals.
Brick: He was surprisingly receptive.
Mike: Yeah, but, Brick, they're all going to gym, you're not... What are the other kids gonna say?
Brick: I don't know. But I'll tell you what they won't be saying "Hey, there goes Brick. Let's get him."

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Quote from Frankie

Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!

Quote from Axl

Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.