Mike Quote #301

Quote from Mike in The Legacy

Frankie: What were you thinking?
Mike: I wasn't thinkin'! I was going for shock and awe. He was looking at me with that snotty face, and I just wanted to take away something that he cared about.
Frankie: Hello? Car? TV? iPod? Cell phone? Dessert?
Mike: Well, where were you with these great suggestions 30 seconds ago?
Frankie: I don't know! I didn't want to undermine you.
Mike: Since when? You undermine me all the time! And why am I the only one who's getting on him about these socks?
Frankie: Actually, the socks don't bother me. That's your thing. I never got why it bugged you so much. I mean, you got "underwear Mountain" over there.
Mike: I walk on bras to get to the bathroom every morning. Is that really what we want to be focusing on here?

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 ‘The Legacy’ Quotes

Quote from Brick

Brick: Sue, I saw your trophy. The Glossners have it!
Sue: What?
Brick: I was walking past their house, and I saw it in their garage. Luckily, they couldn't see me, because I'm wearing camouflage. [whispers] Camouflage.

Quote from Axl

Mike: For God's sake, Axl, do you think I don't want you to play in this game? You think I don't want you to break my record? It's killing me that my own son has a chance to get his plaque up there. Another Heck man on the wall. And now he won't. But I gave you every opportunity to get back in this game. And you wouldn't take it.
Axl: What opportunity? Now you're just making stuff up!
Mike: If you'd have just moved the plate 6 inches into the sink...
Axl: It wasn't my plate!
Mike: I was trying to give you an opening. Why do you think I was talking about cleaning the gutters?
Axl: Wait a minute. If I cleaned the gutters, you would have let me play tonight?
Mike: Yes!
Axl: Why didn't you tell me that?!
Mike: Because I wanted you to come up with it on your own.
Axl: If you want me come up with stuff on my own, you got to tell me!
Mike: All I needed was one gesture, one tiny expression of remorse or apology.
Axl: Well, I'm sorry I'm not a mind reader!
Mike: I heard "I'm sorry." Apology accepted. Go play!
Axl: But I wasn't apologizing...
Frankie: Go, you fool! Go!

Quote from Axl

Frankie: [v.o.] And then, just as the buzzer was about to go off, Mike decided to take one last shot, a shot that couldn't possibly miss.
Mike: Axl, wait. If someone would just help me out by, uh, clearing my plate, it, uh, might change my mind and make me want to do something nice in return. It's practically in there already. Just put it in the sink. Literally, just move it 6 inches into the sink.
Axl: Why would you think I'm in the mood to help you? I've been giving you signs all week that I'm upset with you, and you just don't get it. God! How obvious do I have to be?