Brick Quote #161
Quote from Brick in Taking Back the House
Frankie: Brick, what are you doing? You have school.
Brick: I woke up in the middle of the night, and you won't let me in your bed, so I came in here to look up native Americans, which linked me to the Albuquerque balloon festival, which linked me to stars, which linked me to Us magazine, and it took me all night to finish clicking on who wore it best.
Frankie: Well, that's just great. You missed the bus.
Brick: I voted for Ashley Tisdale, but now I'm second-guessing myself. I should make up a new user name and vote for Scarlett Johansson instead. It's hard 'cause they both wore it well. [whispers] Scarlett Johansson. [normal voice] I'll meet you in the car.
Frankie: Unh-unh. I'm not driving. You've got feet. You're gonna use 'em. Actions have consequences. Maybe not before, but they do now.
The Middle Quotes
‘Taking Back the House’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Mom, Dad, a Nigerian prince desperately needs our help. There's a coup, and he needs our bank account information in order to transfer millions of dollars out of his country. In exchange for our help, he'll give us $3,000! Hurry! The bank closes in half an hour.
Frankie: It's a scam, Brick. Not everything on the Internet is true.
Brick: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me? I have to update my blog.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Come on. Get up.
Brick: Hey, we were here first.
Mike: You were? Because I don't remember seeing you in 1991 when I bought this house.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: We're pathetic, Mike. Pathetic. Our parents would have never put up with this.
Mike: Hmm.
Frankie: I hated green peppers, but my mom always made me eat them, 'cause that's what we had. On Thursdays, I had to choke down those green peppers.
Mike: My dad watched The Hoosier Farm Report every night. And guess what I watched? The Hoosier Farm Report.
Frankie: And here's our kids stretched out on our couch, watching our big TV, eating like kings, and we're standing here hunched over the counter, eating crappy shreds of chicken from the taco place. How did we let this happen? When did this start?
Mike: I don't know. But I'll tell you when it stops.
Frankie: No, no. That clock is broken. Axl was playing ball in the house after I told him not to.
[Mike walks into the living room and takes the TV remote from Axl]
Axl: What are you doing?
Mike: I'll tell you what we're doing. We're taking back the house.