Axl Quote #1045
Quote from Axl in Pitch Imperfect
Frankie: Look, Axl... We don't want to put any pressure on you, but we weren't sure if you realize you're graduating in four months, and we wanted to make sure you're thinking about what you're gonna do with your life when those four months are up.
Mike: Bill Norwood told me that his company is having interviews for an entry-level position to do...
whatever it is his company does.
Frankie: And I can help you with your résumé. I've had lots of jobs, so I know all the best action verbs to use.
Axl: Oh, my God. For your information, I'm already on it, okay? I got a résumé, I'm going to the job fair, I got a haircut scheduled, I still got that tie that Dad tied for me. So, look... I know your other kids didn't really live up to your expectations, but trust me... [clicks tongue] I got this.
Frankie: Well, that's great. I mean, I knew you were fine. Your dad was so worried.
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Quote from Brick
Female Voice: [on audio book] "The lights grow brighter as the Earth lurches away from the sun, and now the orchestra is playing yellow"...
Brick: She's stressing the wrong words!
Cindy: I didn't hear that sentence. Go back.
Brick: [sighs] [turns phone off] I just don't get how you can "listen" to a book. There's no fonts to look at, there's no paper to touch. They've removed two of the senses, and the truth is sometimes I lick them, so that's three.
Quote from Axl
Axl: [voice breaks] I didn't get it, Mommy! Oh, God, I'm the worst! I suck! Ugh!
Frankie: Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. So you didn't get this job. You've got all those other irons in the fire.
Axl: [normal voice] I lied! There's no fire! There's no irons! I was supposed to start job hunting a year ago, and now I'm graduating in May, and I've got nothing... nothing but amazing hair. God, why can't that be enough? Dad, you need a better friend. I hate Bill Norwood.
Mike: You're taking this really well.
Axl: Oh! I got no job prospects! Wait a second... I could take over the diaper business. I have a job. It's perfect.
Frankie: Uh, did we not tell him?
Mike: Here's the thing, Axl. You haven't been around a lot. I sold the business.
Axl: What? I was supposed to be a diaper heiress.
Mike: You wouldn't be an heiress.
Axl: Well, not now. At least I'll get to keep some of the money.
Mike: We spent it on Sue.
Axl: Oh, G... [wheezes]
Quote from Axl
Axl: Stupid watch! Stupid vest! Nope, don't need these anymore, 'cause I'm not going anywhere.
Frankie: Honey, don't take your clothes off.
Axl: No! These clothes are for winners, and I am a loser. God! You know what? Just face it. I peaked in high school. I'm nothing but a boxer-short-wearing, messy-haired divorcé! I'll just park my 'Bago in the driveway and live out there.
Frankie: So, you really don't have anything else going on, no résumés anywhere, no leads, no job possibilities?
Axl: Oh, Dad, make her stop!
Frankie: I'm sorry. I'm making it worse. Boy problem. Let me know when it's fixed.