Frankie Quote #1682

Quote from Frankie in True Grit

Mike: Hey, what's that on your butt?
Frankie: Huh?
Mike: There's some kind of message there.
Frankie: What? What are you talking about? I can't see anything. Huh. Wait. Oh, my God. I did not mean to get these.
Mike: If you say so.
Frankie: Seriously, do these look like something I'd buy? [Frankie's holds up underwear which reads "I'd hit that"]
Mike: I don't know. You buy T-shirts for those fun runs you never go on.
Frankie: No, no, they were all on this table... 5 for 20 bucks... so I just grabbed a handful. I bought all these normal ones. This must have got in by mistake. Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. I'm gonna have to return them.
Mike: Why?
Frankie: Right, I'm gonna wear something that says "I'd hit that." Come on, that's ridiculous. Boy, lesson learned... Never shop for underwear without your glasses.
Mike: Well, I guess if you need reading glasses to see the underwear, you should probably just go straight to diapers.

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Brick: I hope you told your mom not to wait for you for dinner. Font Club may run a little late tonight. We're having a raising Helvetica party.
Troy: I thought we were gonna discuss Garamond.
Brick: I'm saving that for Monday. Gara-Monday?
Troy: Ah, cool.

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Brick: Anyway, at first, I was looking forward to going, but now I'm worried. What am I gonna say to a bunch of jocks? Can you give me some football terms to use so I don't embarrass myself trying to fit into the conversational bouquet?
Mike: Uh, first of all, I'd steer clear of "bouquet." Second, just talk about anything. Just be yourself.
Brick: Should I talk about Charlie Rose?
Mike: No. Why would you do that?
Brick: Well, I like his interviewing style. The way he takes one topic and really delves into it.
Mike: Um, just talk, like, uh, "Hey, what class are you in? Where'd you get those sneakers?"
Brick: You're giving me tall-guy advice. That all works coming from you. If I did it, I'm just the weirdo paying too much attention to people's shoes.

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Brick: [whistles]
Mike: Uh, Brick, what's with the getup?
Brick: Oh, this? I've noticed high-school kids seem to be very into school pride. As you know, I live life on the periphery, on the fringes of fun. But I've decided, if I want to graduate having lived the high school experience, it will require total immersion.
Frankie: But you don't even like sports.
Brick: Correction... used to not like sports. Now all I care about is we beat the Bentonville Bears Friday night. The Bears are going down! I hate them based on their geographical location.
Mike: Good man.
Brick: In addition to sports cheering, I will also decorate my locker and perhaps participate in a school prank. One thing's for sure... count on a lot of selfies. You can follow my antics on social media. I've got this year down... like the Bears, who are going down. [chuckles]