Brick Quote #787
Quote from Brick in Not Mother's Day
Sue: Okay, Brick, I think you're really gonna like the way I'm paying it forward. I'm giving you my room for the summer! [screams]
Brick: Seriously?
Sue: Happy Not Mother's Day. I am gonna be at Dollywood all summer, so I figured you could use it while I'm gone. Hmm? You're finally gonna have your own room.
Brick: Wow! It smells so good in here, like baby powder and hope.
Sue: Mm? You like?
Brick: Are you kidding? I love it.
Sue: Oh! And here is the secret of the room. It has a name. I gave it to her when I was little. It's Tina.
Brick: Wow. My own room. I-I don't even know what to do. I've never had my own place. Sue, could you give me a minute? I'd like a little privacy.
Sue: Oh. Yeah. Of course.
[After Sue steps out, Brick closes the door on her]
The Middle Quotes
‘Not Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: What is the best way to pay myself for all the great things I do? Man, this is hard. I really want to do right by me. Brick, if you were me, what would you get me? You know what? You could never be me, so why even think about it? It's like God talking to an ant.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Okay, no, Mom. You pushed out Axl's pointy head, and didn't you say that Brick practically destroyed your insides?
Frankie: He did treat my uterus like a rock star in a hotel room. Just trashed the place and left.
Quote from Brick
Mike: Hey, I am thrilled to have my Sunday back, [clears throat] but isn't your mom supposed to come down?
Frankie: Oh, crap. You know what? She'll be fine with my Not Mother's Day. She just wants to see everybody, hang out, maybe have dinner.
Mike: Sounds a lot like Mother's Day.
Frankie: It's completely different. Hey, maybe you kids could make her a card. [kids groan]
Brick: "To the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to me. Love, Brick."
Axl: "And Axl."
Sue: Hey, wait. Can I get in on that?
Axl: Can't put three names on a card, Sue. It's tacky.