Axl Quote #956
Quote from Axl in Survey Says...
Mike: Look, you always get this way in the spring. As soon as the season starts, you're gonna feel different. The smell of the leaves, the crack of the pads. If you didn't do it, you would miss it. Plus, all the seniors are gonna be graduating. That'll mean more playing time for you.
Axl: No, it won't. The new freshmen are big and fast. There's this guy, Taco... He's enormous. Tacos should fit in your hand and be delicious. This guy could kill me. I can't even eat tacos anymore. It's part of the reason I'm so hungry.
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‘Survey Says...’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: You know when I was happiest? I mean really happy? When I was driving everybody. When they were small, and I'd be driving. Didn't matter where. It was just me at the wheel and you next to me and those three idiots in the back. And I knew everything was okay, 'cause I was driving. And I had it. I had everybody.
Quote from Brick
Brick: How many stars should I give this graph paper? A nine is extremely satisfied, but an eight is very satisfied. That's a pretty wide gap. They really should have half grades. Dad, what's it like to be extremely satisfied?
Mike: You're asking the wrong guy, Brick.
Brick: Okay, well, have you ever been very satisfied?
Mike: I'd be somewhat satisfied if you let me watch my show.
Brick: I just don't want to mess up here. The world is relying on my answers for their graphpaper-buying needs. "How does this graph paper compare with others?" That's like asking you to choose your favorite child.
Mike: That's not as hard as you'd think.
Brick: I need a second opinion here. I'm losing my mind. How does that feel?
Mike: Like paper.
Brick: How would you describe the weight of it?
Mike: Like paper.
Quote from Brick
Brick: I'm gonna give it a seven for comparability.
Mike: Okay.
Brick: You're comfortable with seven?
Mike: Yeah.
Brick: I'm gonna click it.
Mike: Please do.
Brick: Once I hit this button, that seven's written in stone.
Mike: Good.
Brick: You're being awfully cavalier.
Mike: Brick. [Brick clicks] Damn it.
Brick: I knew it. It's a six. Any idiot could see it's a six.