Axl Quote #944
Quote from Axl in The Wisdom Teeth
Axl: You're nice.
Sue: I am?
Axl: Mm-hmm. You're a good person 'cause I say mean things all the time and you just smile. You're nice. So nice 'cause you do things for people, and I don't. Sometimes I need a fork, and you get it for me. And that's why you're gonna succeed in life... 'cause you get people forks. When you say you need a fork, I just say, "Why? You can eat out of your dog bowl." Who does that? I mean, I'm a jerk. You're nice, and I love you.
Sue: Really?
Axl: True dat, sista. I really do.
Sue: Oh, my God. You have gauze in your mouth, too. They're doing it to everybody. [both laugh]
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Quote from Brick
Brick: Not so fast. Every time you two come home from college, you think you can just breeze in, and everything goes back to the way it was. Well, things have changed. There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Brick. Now, here's how it's gonna go down. One... I now have first dibs on the bathroom during the peak hours of 7:00 to 9:00. Two... I control the remote, trumped only by Dad. It goes Dad, me, you two... Then Mom. Three... I'm not sitting in the lawn chair at meals anymore.
Sue: Whatever. It doesn't matter. We...
Brick: I believe I was talking. And four... The Dukes of Hazzard beach towel is no longer my bath towel. Mom bought me a real bath towel. You two may now choose between the Dukes and the scratchy one that used to line the bunny's cage. So, that's how it's gonna be from now and hitherto forthwith.
Axl: You're adorable.
Sue: Missed you.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Okay, that's fine. You charm her, okay? The important thing is that this ends today 'cause we don't want her coming back, not ever.
Rusty: Not ever... wait a minute. You want to kill her?
Mike: No, Rusty. What I'm saying is you used to be married to her, so try to take advantage of whatever creepy spark attracted you in the first place.
Rusty: Oh, I see where you're going with this. You want me to marry her again, take her to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon.
Mike: No.
Rusty: Pose for a quick photo on the edge, and then oops... Just another selfie gone bad. [chuckles] I like it.
Plus, I've never been to the Grand Canyon, so win-win.
Mike: No, Rusty. We're not gonna murder her.
Rusty: Oh, right, yes. We already all heard you. [chuckles] Not murdering her.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Okay, paralegal says we got to get her to sign a waiver and release form giving up all claim to the company. So, we got to just reason with her.
Rusty: With her, the trick is to be charming. It's like that prince... What's his name? He's really charming.
Mike: Prince Charming.
Rusty: Prince... Phillip... Prince Phillip.