Mike Quote #832
Quote from Mike in Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
Frankie: Anyway, I am going to need you, Mike, to take Brick trick-or-treating.
Mike: Aw, come on. Kenny got us the football package. Aren't you getting a little old for trick-or-treating, anyway?
Brick: Actually, I'm just going to get candy for Cindy. She gave me a whole list. Most of it's name brand, and she won't accept anything fun size, so you're gonna have to drive me to Orson Heights.
Mike: [groans] I'm watching three TVs here, Frankie. I'm like Elvis.
Frankie: [scoffs] You know, if things had gone down differently in the kitchen, we might've been able to work something out. Yeah, you knew I was gonna get back at you. You just didn't think it would happen this quick.
Hutch: It's cool. Kenny can record the games for you. Can't you, Kenny? [Kenny gives a thumbs up]
Frankie: [o.s.] Thanks, Kenny!
Mike: Yeah. Thanks, Kenny.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: I can't live like this anymore!
Brick: [imitating Rod Serling] Meet Frankie Heck... a normal housewife in a normal town in the normal state of Indiana. But on this Halloween, she's about to find out that things are anything but normal.
Mike: Okay, Brick, we get it. You're Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone.
Brick: [normal voice] Not even close. I'm Rod Serling from Night Gallery. Less popular, but in my opinion, more nuanced.
Mike: Well, whoever you are, be him somewhere else.
Quote from Brick
Brick: I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need to know something. How old was your husband when he died?
Cynthia: Oh, my husband's not dead. When I said he was gone, I meant he's at a conference in Sweden. He's the world's foremost authority on fonts.
Brick: I am? I mean, he is?!
Mike: Thanks very much. Glad your husband's not dead.
Brick: Uh, h-hold on. I have to ask you one more thing. Have you and your husband ever "done it"?
Cynthia: Well, we do have four beautiful children. [door closes]
Brick: Yes! Yes! Did you hear that, Dad? Four times. That's one more than you and Mom.
Mike: Congratulations, Brick. Future you is quite the ladies' man.
Quote from Brick
Brick: [v.o.] [imitating Rod Serling] Under the light of a full moon, a midwest housewife undergoes a frightening transformation, and the monster becomes the monstee. Or are we all just one egg away from being a Glossner?