Darrin Quote #70
Quote from Darrin in Valentine's Day VI
Darrin: Mrs. Heck, I need to talk to you about a matter of extreme importance. As you know, Saturday is Valentine's day.
Frankie: Or, as we call it, Saturday.
Darrin: Well, I'm planning a big Valentine's day Scavenger Hunt for Sue, and I need your help.
Frankie: Oh. Really, Darrin?
Darrin: No, it's super-small... only 10 locations and a surprise at the end. So I'm gonna need you at a bench in the mall in a cowboy hat.
Frankie: Yeah. I'm not doing that.
Darrin: Okay, would you be willing to give her the first clue here?
Frankie: That, I can do.
Darrin: Great. I'll get my mom to do the mall thing. She's always there power-walking. Anyway, I'm gonna go sit on the couch now. Pretend like nothing happened. [whistles] I'm just whistling for no reason.
Brick: Who am I to throw stones?
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day VI’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: And that's why I never use hand dryers in restrooms. Well, that's all the small talk I got, so I guess we should go.
Quote from Nancy Donahue
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, if you go out of town, your neighbors look out for you. They'll bring in your mail, water your plants, and sometimes they even take care of your dead aunt's emphysemic old dog.
Nancy: Oh, she was no problem at all.
Frankie: Oh, wow! Where's the wagon? And the oxygen tank?
Nancy: You know what? After a few days, she just perked right up. And we weaned her off all the pills. You just needed to regenerate lung tissue, didn't you? Oh, yes, you did!
Frankie: And the diaper?
Nancy: Yeah, she hasn't had any accidents.
Frankie: But we could still use it when we want to sleep in, right?
Nancy: I guess. Oh, and we've been feeding her only chicken and rice. I figured you wouldn't get to make any till tomorrow, so here's some to give her for dinner.
Frankie: Wow. She looks so young and vibrant. Maybe I should stay with you for a few days. [both laugh] Okay, Doris, you ready to come home?
Quote from Darrin
Darrin: There's my Valentine!
Sue: [squeals] Darrin! Ooh! This has just been the best day ever! All the clues, and everybody's been so nice. Well, the manager at the Bowling Alley had a little 'tude, but there were four parties going on today, so I totally get it. But I can't believe you set up all these things in all these places, and I don't even know where we are now. Where are we?
Darrin: The last stop in your Scavenger Hunt. Come in. Surprise! Welcome to my house.
Sue: What?
Darrin: Well, you know, I've been working hard and saving my air-conditioning money, so I bought this house. Just closed on it yesterday.
Sue: Oh, wow. I mean... Wow!
Darrin: It's great, 'cause the kitchen and the living room are in the same room, and back there's the bedroom.
Sue: It's nice how the bed touches all four walls.
Darrin: Yeah. Now I never have to worry about falling off the bed. [Sue laughs] And look... this folds down into a kitchen table. These fold into seats.
Sue: Oh.
Darrin: And this folds down into a couch.
Sue: Ah. Do any of them fold down into a sweater?