Frankie Quote #1344
Quote from Frankie in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Frankie: Hey there, Pam. Such a pleasure to have you stop by. Come in, come in. Well...
Pam Staggs: Wow. This is cray cray, huh? I mean, I'm driving around checking out the old hood, and, at first, I thought this homeless woman was picking through the trash, and then I realized, oh, my God, that's not some bag lady. That's Frankie Spence!
Frankie: [laughs] Oh, this is my husband Mike. He's president of the quarry. Anybody that wants a rock blown up, they gotta ask this guy first. And this is my youngest, Brick, he reads. He's a reader. Show her your books. Oh, and this is my daughter Sue. She plays the oboe. Don't play now. We don't wanna show off. I'm sorry my oldest son, Axl, isn't here. He's very handsome. He's at college on a football scholarship. That's true. I mean, of course it's true. It's all true. [laughs]
Pam Staggs: Wow, Frankie, look at you. You just have hardly changed.
Frankie: Oh, yeah, you're just saying that. You're the one that hasn't changed. Our kitchen's being remodeled.
The Middle Quotes
‘Pam Freakin' Staggs’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Axl
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.