Mike Quote #734
Quote from Mike in Thanksgiving VI
Frankie: Axl! Darrin told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Axl: Oh, my God. He's killed us all!
Frankie: All right, listen, we got to stop this! Everybody, fan out. Axl, you check the kitchen. Sue, you talk to the hostess. You see anybody carrying a birthday cake, you take them out!
Mike: Hey. Wrong table. Keep moving.
Waiter: Citizen of King's Feast, by decree of the King, I declare it to be the day of birth of noble townsman Mike Heck.
Mike: It's not my B...
Waiters: [sing] Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday, dear Mi-I-ke Happy Birthday to you You take a big breath and blow [Mike snuffs out his candle]
Mike: Who? [Frankie, Axl and Sue point to Darrin]
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.