Frankie Quote #1318
Quote from Frankie in Thanksgiving VI
Sue: Aren't those your pregnancy pants?
Frankie: They used to be my pregnancy pants. Now they're my holiday pants.
Sue: Ah. Well, Mom, do you mind if I ask you kind of a serious question?
Frankie: Uh... Sure.
Sue: Does Dad not like Darrin?
Frankie: What?! Pfft! Of course Dad likes Darrin. Why would you say that?
Sue: W-well, the other day, you were talking about who was coming to Thanksgiving dinner, and after you said Darrin was coming, dad said, "Ugh."
Frankie: No. He didn't say, "ugh." He said... "Ah." You know, like, "ah, that's nice."
Sue: No. It was definitely an "ugh." I remember it very vividly. You said, "Darrin is coming," and Dad said, "Ugh."
Frankie: Look, Sue, don't take it personally. Your dad likes us, and that's about it. And some days, not even us.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.