Sue Quote #548
Quote from Sue in Unbraceable You
Sue: [groans] The Year of Sue is ruined! I missed everything. I missed all the sign-ups for all the committees. I missed the senior panoramic picture. I missed the candlelight ceremony where the seniors light the candles for the juniors. I missed the senior pep rally and the senior spirit rally, and I know those sound like the same thing, but they are not.
Frankie: Honey, I know it's not an ideal situation.
Sue: Oh, no. And you haven't even heard the worst of it.
Frankie: I haven't?
Sue: Christine Feltkelner, the only other person in the senior class with braces, got her braces off over the summer, which makes me the only senior in the whole school who still has braces. And don't tell me if I am the only one, that is what makes me special. That worked with the Terry-cloth pants grandma made me, but not with this.
Frankie: Sue, I know it seems like you're never gonna get them off, and I don't get it, either. They look perfect to me. But you just have to hang in there. You're so close.
Sue: Am I? Am I? Because every time I go to Dr. Niller, he says, "Three more months." I go in March, and he says, "Three more months." I go in June, and he says, "Three more months." I go in September, and he says, "Three more months." See? Look, I circled it on the calendar.
Brick: While you were circling things on the calendar, maybe you could have circled the first day of school.
The Middle Quotes
‘Unbraceable You’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Mike: I hope he's not gonna charge us to do the whole thing again. It's gonna put us in the poor house. Look at her. It's like a demolition derby going on in there. She's gonna have braces on for six more years. She'll have them on at her wedding.
Sue: What?!
Axl: Why are we still throwing money at this? Just move her to a bell tower in Paris and call it a day. [squirts whipped cream into his mouth]
Quote from Brick
Brick: My classmates are definitely getting more mature. Boys are sitting with girls now. There's a kid in the locker room with a beard. If I don't act, I could get left behind, so I dug deep and really did some soul searching, and I figured out what my problem is. I need a new backpack.
Axl: Uh-huh.
Brick: I'm using my "Shaq-will" O'Neal one, and according to a guy on a sports team, he's not even playing anymore. So I'm changing it up. It's a whole new Brick this year. And the new Brick carries... A messenger bag.
Axl: Here's your first message... no one cares.
Brick: Oh-ho, I think they will. See, the beauty of a messenger bag is you can adjust it to your mood. Left, right, over the shoulder, over the chest. Hmm. Maybe with just a slight adjustment. [the bag sags to the floor] I think this is how they're wearing it these days.
Quote from Brick
Axl: I would just like to point out I didn't get to miss a week of school my senior year. You people owe me a full week of leisure time.
Brick: What about me?! It's hard enough being the weird kid. Try being the weird kid who shows up a week late. [whispers underwater] Week late.