Frankie Quote #1245
Frankie: No, you know, last night, your dad and I were talking, and we realized that every time we take a trip, the same thing happens, right, Mike?
Mike: Back, cry, forget, snark, fight.
Frankie: And nobody likes that. Do you like that?
Kids: No.
Frankie: No. No. Nobody does. And then it hit me. It doesn't have to be that way. We won a free trip to Disney World. We won new luggage. We're winners, and we have to start thinking like winners.
Mike: I'm all for it, but you're fighting history here.
Frankie: Well, if we start to feel crabby... Mike... Or start to get negative... Axl... We'll have a safe word that will remind us that we're winners and bring us back to our winning attitude.
Axl: How about "Sue's a freak"?
Frankie: That's a phrase, not a word.
Sue: Oh! How about "Orlando"?
Frankie: Orlando.
Sue: Orland-o-o-o.
Brick: Orlando. [whispers] Orlando. [normal voice] It works.
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.