Mike Quote #554
Quote from Mike in The Bachelor
Mike: Looking good, Sue! Ready for Lawrenceville on Friday?
Sue: Oh, are you kidding? I can't wait. They have such a pretty campus.
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they do. But, uh, listen, Sue, I wanted to talk to you. Um, you were awful nice out there the other day, complimenting the other team.
Sue: Thanks, Dad.
Mike: Well, let me finish. See, sports isn't about being nice. Sports is about being competitive. It's about wanting to beat the other person.
Sue: Oh. I think I remember my coach saying something about that.
Mike: Okay. So if you really wanna win, you gotta dig down deep. You gotta get in touch with that anger.
Sue: What anger?
Mike: The anger that's inside you.
Sue: I don't have any anger inside me. [gasps] Dad, do you have anger inside you?
Mike: A little bit.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]