Mike Quote #536

Quote from Mike in Valentine's Day IV

Mike: Hey, hey. The text wasn't even meant for Jim. Okay? It was supposed to go to my wife for Valentine's Day.
Chuck: Wait a minute. That's what you texted your wife for V-day? [chuckles] She's your lady. You gotta tell her you love her, man.
Dave: I'm with Chuck. It sounds like you have intimacy issues.
Jim: You do throw up walls, Mike. You should talk to somebody. Our insurance covers half.
Mike: Hey, nobody's throwing up any walls. And for your information, I didn't just send a text. I also took the Christmas tree down to the curb without being asked.
Chuck: Hey, don't be afraid, man. Tonight, when you're on your futon with your lady, you just lay...
Mike: No, no! That's it. Everybody back to work. Let's go. Thanks for your interest.

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 ‘Valentine's Day IV’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Axl: Look, Sean, it's just a business, all right? These girls are gonna get broken up with anyway. If we didn't do it, somebody else would've. This way, we build a successful company, sell it to the Chinese, buy some recording time, cut a hit album, rock the planet, then start a men's fragrance line.
Sean: Yeah, but at what cost?
Darrin: I agree with Sean. All this money is covered in tears.

Quote from Darrin

Sean: This is it? I thought you said Boss Co. would be in the black by now.
Darrin: Is black the good one or the bad one?
Axl: Look, we really ate it, trying to get that possum out of the garage. Between Darrin's stitches and the rabies shots, we got hosed.
Darrin: I can still see those pink eyes coming at me.
Axl: That's it, dudes. We're broke. And we can't lay anybody off, 'cause we're all bosses.
Darrin: How can we be so powerful and powerless at the same time?

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] Dear Brick, I wanted to take a minute, on this day devoted to love, to let you know that even though I may not be able to find any of your art projects, you are always in my heart. I'm sorry I'm the kind of mom who's tired all the time, and I know I'm not the most organized person in the world. Maybe I'm lazy. I don't know. But here's the thing. This is the mom you got. I'm not perfect. I'm flawed... pretty darn flawed. But I hope you'll read this and always remember that on Valentine's Day 2013, your mom wanted you to know how much she loves you. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. All my love forever. Mom.
[Brick smiles and tosses the card in the trash]