Rusty Quote #23
Quote from Rusty in Christmas Help
Mike: Hang on. Why wouldn't we want people knowing it's here? This is your stuff, right?
Rusty: Oh, yes. I won it fair and square.
Mike: What do you mean, you "won it"?
Rusty: Well, me and a bunch of the guys were playin' poker, and I called acey deucey. Sure, I had a lot of corn nuts in my mouth, but everybody heard me.
Mike: Uh-huh. And if you asked the guy we took it from, what would he say?
Rusty: Oh, he'd say we stole it.
Mike: And what would the other people at the table say?
Rusty: Well, they'd probably side with him. You know how cops stick together.
The Middle Quotes
‘Christmas Help’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: I'm telling you, man, it's a golden opportunity.
Mike: I don't know, Rusty.
Rusty: Come on, Mike, how many llamas can I put you down for?
Quote from Brick
Frankie: So do you have a part?
Brick: I'm the wise man who brings frankincense to the baby Jesus. I really wanted myrrh. [whispers] Myrrh.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] It's a bell you can't unring It's a song you can't unsing It's a gift you can never take back That's why it's best to stay on track And wait 'til marriage [talks] Okay, everybody. I'll see you next week.