Axl Quote #231
Quote from Axl in Hecking Order
Sue: Mom! Axl tricked me- [Sue and Axl's voices are overpowered by the loud dishwasher] There should be different categories of tardy. I got put in detention with a marijuana salesman!
Axl: Hey, maybe you wanna go check out those tardies on the school web site. But what's the password again, Sue? Oh! I'll see you at the sawmill, 'cause you just got Axed. Whoo!
Sue: Axl eats four doughnuts every day for lunch! Ooh! See you in court, 'cause you just got Sued!
Axl: Just remember, Sue, too many tardies, and it goes on your permanent record.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"