Sue Quote #180
Quote from Sue in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
Frankie: [v.o.] So everyone went to bed mad. In the race for suckiest night of my life, tonight was officially neck and neck with my honeymoon.
Sue: Mom, guess what? I've matured.
Frankie: Yeah, Sue, you're going to high school. We get it.
Sue: No, I mean, I was just in the bathroom, and I found out... I've matured.
Frankie: Wait. You mean...
Sue: Yes! Can you believe it? I've been lying about having it for a year and a half, and it finally happened!
Frankie: Oh, wow!
Sue: I know.
Frankie: Okay, okay, okay. Um, do you need a...
Sue: No. I've been carrying them around in my purse for years. Isn't it exciting?
Frankie: Yeah, well, it's not always gonna be as fun as it seems tonight, but...
Sue: The funny thing is, when I thought about telling Carly on Monday, it hit me that we might not be in the same homeroom anymore, which usually would make me worry. But then I realized, all that stuff that scared me about high school was just sort of... gone.
Frankie: Oh, Sue! [they hug]
Sue: Yeah. Just don't tell Dad or Axl.
Frankie: Of course. It'll be just between us girls. I mean, us women.
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.