Axl Quote #227
Quote from Axl in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
Axl: Sue, it's your turn. Here. I'll read the card for you. Do not pass go. Go right to Loser Gardens where you already own all the properties.
Sue: Hmm. The player to your left is a smelly footed stupid head.
Axl: Player to your right has no witty comebacks!
Sue: The player to your left has an ugly face!
Axl: The player to your right should already know what an ugly face is 'cause she looks at one every day in the mirror! Oh! I'd like to solve the murder. Sue got killed in the woods with the ax!
Sue: Ugh! Take this, you-
Frankie: Stop it, you two! You're ruining Battle Boggleopoly!
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.