Mike Quote #346
Quote from Mike in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
[flashback:]
Mike: Do I know you?
Nicky: Mike. Mike Heck. It's me, Nicky Kohlbrenner. Class of '83. Manager of the basketball team.
Mike: Hey... wow. Nicky. Hey, pal. [to Frankie] Well, here, I'm gonna put you down now.
Nicky: Been forever. I mean, what are the odds? And who is this lovely lady?
Mike: This is Frankie, my wife.
Nicky: You're married. Good for you. Good for you. Mikey, what ever happened to that- That smoking hot chick you dated senior year? What was her name? Uh, Darcy... Stacy...
Mike: Tracy.
Nicky: Right! Tracy. Man, you were really in love with her. I thought for sure you two were gonna get married. Yeah, he was just gaga over her. Remember the time you snuck her onto the team bus? Oh, man! Get a room.
Mike: Yeah, well, Nicky, turns out this is the gal for me.
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.