Frankie Quote #562
Quote from Frankie in The Prom
Axl: I can't! Not with the second wave about to crash. You know, when the hot girls break up with their prom dates and are back on the market, desperate to go with anyone. And that's where I come in. "Hello, ladies." [chuckles]
Frankie: Well, "good-bye, ladies," 'cause you already got a date. [chuckles]
Axl: Oh, my God! You care more about some girl you don't even know having a good time at prom than your own son!
Frankie: Are you my own son? Because I didn't know my son was a jerk!
Axl: Well, that's where you're wrong! You can't make me take her!
Frankie: Oh, sure I can. You're either taking Ashley to prom or you're not going.
Axl: Fine! I won't go.
Frankie: [gasps] Oh, you're going!
The Middle Quotes
‘The Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Frankie: So did you get through to him? 'Cause, you know, the clay's drying. We're sort of in a hurry.
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Frankie: Wait and see? Okay, look, I took a quilt out of the oven and heated you a lasagna. No offense, but I expected some real results here.
Reverend TimTom: I know you're frustrated, Frankie, and you know why that is? Because it's hard being a parent. It's tough being mom and dad. [plays guitar and sings] It's hard being a parent You wonder why kids do the things they do Well, I said it before, and I'll say it once more Remember, Jesus was a teenager, too Mary wondered if he'd be okay But he turned out to be a super nice guy in every way He did, yeah. It's hard being a parent. It's the toughest job you'll ever do And it's the most rewarding, too Remember how they used to spit up on you? But don't worry. This'll pass, too. Yeah... [strums chord] It's hard being a parent.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Mom, Dad, Arlo and I have written a show for you.
Frankie: A show?
Mike: Uh, we're already kind of watching a show here, buddy.
Frankie: Mike, our child, who usually sits by himself and reads, would like to do a show for us with his one friend.
Mike: Oh, a show! Yeah. Sounds great.
Frankie: Mm-hmm.
Brick: Ladies and gentlemen, Brick and Arlo Productions presents... [dramatic voice] Alien Robot.
Frankie: [v.o.] We were prepared for the worst, but actually, it was kind of cute. It had a couple of jokes...
Brick: [robotic voice] Hello. I am an Alien Robot. I am here to learn about your planet.
Arlo: I don't see you on my schedule. [Frankie & Mike chuckle]
Frankie: [v.o.] And even a surprise ending.
Brick: I'm actually not a robot at all. I'm... you. [Mike & Frankie applaud]
Mike: Hey, nice job. That was actually good. [Brick and Arlo just walk off]
Quote from Axl
Sean: Mrs. Heck, you're looking fashionable this afternoon.
Frankie: Well, these are my cleanest sweats. What are you guys up to?
Axl: Trying to figure out which Ashley I asked to prom. Next.
Frankie: Axl, you don't know who you asked?
Axl: I had a system: go down a list of chicks, text 'em one-by-one, but you got me this cheap phone with tiny buttons, so I texted some random Ashley girl by mistake, who said yes, and I don't even know who she is. Way to go, Mom.