Bob Quote #42
Quote from Bob in Thanksgiving II
Frankie: Well, I'm up to eight people for Thanksgiving, so it should feel pretty full. You're not gonna bail on me, are you?
Bob: No. Mm. You have to let me bring something.
Frankie: Okay.
Bob: I was thinking maybe yams... String beans... And my girlfriend.
Frankie: Really?
Bob: Yes. I was trying to slip it in as if she was another food but it's not. It's my girlfriend.
Frankie: Wow! You have a girlfriend? Bob, that's great. Oh. So is this someone you've actually... You know, met?
Bob: Of course. She's a librarian at the public library. I would never have the strength to approach her if I hadn't been listening to this motivational podcast. It has given me the confidence to just deal with people differently.
Frankie: That's right. I remember last week when Pete tried to take the meat out of your sandwich, and you didn't let him.
Bob: I didn't let him!
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving II’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Mike: What the hell happened?
Rusty: Huh? Oh. Well, you know how it is with the economy.
Mike: The economy burned down your house?
Rusty: Well, no, that was, uh... That was a massive fire.
Mike: Why didn't you call me?
Rusty: Are you a fireman?
Mike: I'm your brother, for God sake. How'd this happen?
Rusty: Eh, well, I was, uh, runnin' the hot plate about four weeks ago, and I noticed one of the cords was frayed. I kept telling myself, keep your eye on that. But wouldn't you know it? I fell asleep facedown with a cigarette in my mouth. I blame myself partially.
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: [to Aunt Edie] No kidding? You're still driving? Well, that's just terrifying. [both laugh] You know, you're eating butter, by the way.
Quote from Big Mike
Mike: When was I supposed to know this? I only found out 'cause I went by the house to invite you to Thanksgiving.
Big Mike: Oh, no. You don't want an old man with a broken hip at your Thanksgiving.
Mike: That's true, but my wife does. Please, Dad. Please, please, please come to Thanksgiving.
Big Mike: Oh, I don't want to be a bother.
Mike: It's not a choice, Dad. The nurses say you gotta be discharged tomorrow, and they can't let you go home alone. Don't worry. We got TV and crummy food at our house, too.
Big Mike: You don't exactly roll out the red carpet, do you?