Mike Quote #210
Frankie: Hey there. I picked you up a little somethin' at the mall.
Mike: Oh, yeah? Hmm. Interesting choice. Not sure if it's my color... And I already have so many fringy vests. No.
Frankie: Oh. Come on! You'll make such a cute hippie. Wait. Does it make any sense when you see it next to this? [off Mike's look] Fine. You don't want to be hippies. I'll take it back and get us something else. Who do you want to be?
Mike: I want to be Mike.
Frankie: How about Bonnie and Clyde?
Mike: Or Bonnie and Mike.
Frankie: Oh. Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein.
Mike: Or Mike and bride of Mike.
Frankie: You know, you're gonna be pretty embarrassed When you're the only one not dressed up.
Mike: No, I don't think I will.
Frankie: Oh, fine. Wear the same two boring plaid shirts until you die.
Mike: That's the plan.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Hey, Brick, let's go.
Brick: I'm ready.
Mike: Wow, look at you... All wearing a skirt and everything. Who you supposed to be?
Aunt Edie: He's Shirley Temple.
Brick: You don't recognize me? From history? Okay. I'll give you a hint. I died from bayonet wounds in the Great War. [Scottish accent] I'm Sergeant Charles MacKenzie, the Scottish World War I hero. Look, I don't expect a lot of adults to get it.
Mike: I don't think a lot of kids are gonna get it either.
Quote from Sue
Sue: The junior high got permission to move the Halloween dance to nighttime! Sorry, Brick. Guess you're on your own this year.
Brick: Yes! Finally.
Frankie: [v.o.] For years, Sue had dragged poor brick around as part of her Halloween costume.
[montage:]
Sue and Brick: [dressed as a dog and fire hydrant] Trick or treat!
Sue and Brick: [dressed as an ice hockey player and puck] Trick or treat!
Sue and Brick: [dressed as a chicken and an egg] Trick or treat!
[present:]
Sue: Well, excuse me for wanting your childhood to be fun, unlike Axl ever did for me.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Ohh, if I could only go back in time and right all the wrongs I've ever done to you!
Sue: Well, what are your big Halloween plans? I bet they're not better than going to a dance... at night.
Axl: F.Y. Your information, we're going to a totally rockin' haunted house that Darrin heard about. It's run by people who work in a morgue, so there's real blood and actual body parts. They don't tweet us the address till Halloween night, 'cause they have to move it every year, or else the cops'll show up and shut it down. Seriously! It's illegally gross.