Darrin Quote #1
Quote from Darrin in Valentine's Day
Axl: Dude, we've been duped. We're losers. Losers who've been duped.
Sean: Hey, we're not losers. They're losers. Look at what they're missing out on.
Darrin: Check out these guns. We rock.
Axl: Yeah. Yeah, I'm a football hero, for God's sake. Read it and weep. They'd take us back if we showed them what they're missing.
Sean: Shirts off, gentlemen. [all grunting]
Axl: All right, Sean, get in closer behind Darrin. Darrin, squeeze in. Closer. Keep flexing. Squeeze and now smile. Smile like we're digging not being with them. [camera clicks] [Axl laughs] Dude, we look like naked guys hugging.
Sean: Yeah, you can't see what our hands are doing.
Darrin: And it's sent. Oh, yeah. We nailed them so bad. High-five, my brothers.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]