Axl Quote #61
Quote from Axl in Valentine's Day
Axl: Hey, Dad.
Mike: No money.
Axl: Hear me out. Turns out Kristen's friends were dateless on Valentine's... Don't know why because they're hot. But she wanted to hang as more of a group thing. Lucky Sean and Darrin were free, so the plan now is to just, you know, all go out for burgers. Should still be cool. I think. Fifty to seventy-five gets you on the ground floor. [Mike continues eating a sandwich] Fine, have no vision, whatever. Ciao, losers, night's gonna be awesome. [to Sue] Hey, Lady Gaga. Love your music.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]