Mike: So, who's gonna do it?
Sue: I don't want to do it.
Frankie: Well, I'm not doing it.
Sue: Can Brick do it?
Mike: He's just a kid. You can't ask him to do it.
Sue: Okay. I will do it.
Frankie: [v.o.] What's more nerve-wracking than getting into college? Opening the financial-aid package.
Sue: Should I do it fast or slow? Fast. No, slow! No, fast! Oh, God, I can't remember the Band-Aid rule.

Axl: Oh, my God! My sister's coming for the weekend.
Devin: Aw! Lucky.
Axl: Yeah. So lucky.
Devin: Hold up. When you call Sue a loser and tell her she has a face like a butt and if they wrote a book about her, it'd be called "Are you there God? It's me, Dorkaret," you're just joking, right? 'Cause I'm super tight with my family. So, if all that mean stuff was for real and you didn't have a good relationship with your sister, that'd be a deal breaker for me.
Axl: Duh. Obvi, I'm joking. [laughs]
Devin: Oh. [laughs]
Axl: Ah, it's a good thing you get my comedy 'cause if you didn't, that'd be a deal breaker for me. [laughs] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to text my sis. God, I love her so much.

Frankie: Hey, guys, plenty of room over here.
Parker: It's okay. I'm fine.
Frankie: Oh, really? 'Cause you look kind of squished. I don't know why you'd want to be squished. It's a long trip. There are certain safety regulations, so maybe you should just move over here.
Parker: I don't want to.
Parker's mom: Hi. I'm Parker's mom. Is everything okay?
Frankie: Oh, yeah, it's just they're kind of squished, and this seat is open, so I thought Parker could just scooch on over.
Parker's mom: Oh, they're good. He's with his friends.
Frankie: Well, he can still talk to his friends. It's not like he can't see them. [laughs] "Oh, I'm two feet away.
Where are my friends?" [both laugh]
Parker's mom: Oh, I don't want him up and around when the bus is moving.
Frankie: It'll just take a second. We can scooch my man Parker on over, and then we can all sit and be safe and good and great.
Parker's mom: Let's just let it go. They're fine. Driver, we're good.

Devin: Oh, hey. By the way, Sue, very cute hoodie.
Sue: [chuckling] Oh, thanks! Axl, do you think my hoodie is cute?
Axl: Yeah. It's cute.
Sue: Aw. What else about me do you think is cute?
Axl: Everything. Everything is cute.
Sue: Oh!
Axl: This party's dead. Let's go.
Sue: Ooh! I love this song! Come on, Axl. Dance with me.
Axl: Nobody else is dancing.
Sue: Ooh! Well, someone's got to start. Who better than a loving brother and sister?

Frankie: Oh, hey. Wait up. No, no, no. Uh, uh, uh, don't be afraid. [chuckles nervously] I-I-I'm done with that. I-I'm sorry. I overreacted. Kids are gonna sit where they sit. They're 13. You can't make them do what they don't want to do.
Parker's Mom: That's okay. I...
Frankie: No, no, no, no. You were just looking out for your kid, and I get that. I have a cool kid, too... my oldest. Not that I don't love this one. I do. [laughs nervously] Anyway... I'm sorry.

Rusty: Oh, no, that's Dad. And there's 15 microwaves on the curb. He told me never to touch his stuff. He's gonna kick me out... Just when I got my bitchin' room back.
Mike: Go out the window. You were gone all day. I'll take the hit.
Rusty: [chuckles] Hey, thanks, Mike. You're a great brother.