Mike: Are you sure they're okay in the basement together? I threw a tennis ball down the stairs to scare them, but what else can we do?
Frankie: What?
Mike: Sue and Darrin. They're downstairs. Are we sure this is such a great idea?
Frankie: Well, you didn't want them in the family room. You didn't want them in Sue's room. Where else are they supposed to go?
Mike: I don't know. I don't like it, Frankie. Look, you're the one that was all worked up about Sue and Darrin. Now all of a sudden, you're not?
Frankie: I don't know what to tell you Mike. Maybe it's just with my mind clear, I'm feeling more zen about the whole thing. I'm just more centered now.
Mike: Well, you're definitely more annoying.

Axl: [on video chat] No. No, Mom, wait, wait! Sue, pick me up and follow her! I need to talk to Mom! Oh, I'll pay you 10 bucks.
Sue: Fine! But that's on top of the $20 you already owe me from serving you dinner in the bathtub.
Axl: Mom, the least you could do is buy me a car 'cause I guess I'll be living in it!
Frankie: Stop following me, Axl. I mean, Sue.

Sue: Dad? Can I talk to you a sec?
Mike: Okay.
Sue: I want to know what you said to Darrin.
Mike: What I had to say to Darrin is between me and Darrin.
Sue: When Axl was dating Cassidy, did you talk to Cassidy and not tell Axl?
Mike: That was different.
Sue: How?
Mike: Look, Sue, there are just certain... types of situations that I'm trying to help you avoid.
Sue: Like what types of situations?
Mike: I don't know. Just stuff.
Sue: What stuff?
Mike: I don't know. Just stuff.

Axl: [on video chat] Hey, if I find it, can I have it?
Frankie: No.
Mike: What are you doing here?
Axl: My clock broke, and I'm about to take a nap, so I need you guys to wake me in an hour.
Mike: Goodbye, Axl.
Axl: No, don't- [Mike closes the laptop lid]