Axl: Damn it. [gasps] The greatest moment of our lives, and now it's lost to the world forever. [groans] The light was streaming in through the hall and backlit my hair while I was flipping!
Sue: Stop talking about you, Axl! It's not about you!
Axl: Oh, yeah, let's talk about you!

Brick: I can't believe you never liked perfume cat.
Frankie: Not the time, Brick! Oh! The marines at Thanksgiving.
Sue: It's not my fault! It's technology's fault! [doorbell rings]
Frankie: Who the hell comes to the door on Christmas Eve?! What kind of person...
[Frankie opens the door]
Nancy & the carolers: [sing] Joy to the world The lord is...
[Frankie slams the door shut]
Frankie: Where is the box?!

Frankie: God, if we don't have computer pictures and we don't have picture pictures, we have nothing! Our history is gone!
Brick: I can't remember anything without pictures! What did I eat for breakfast today? See? Gone!

Frankie: [sobs]
Sue: Hey, Mom. Hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh, shh! Look. I have a camera. Yeah. We'll take new pictures. See? Just like... yeah.
Frankie: [wails]
Frankie: [v.o.] So, it wasn't looking like the happiest of Heckidays this Christmas, but God bless the kids for trying to save it.

Frankie: [sobs]
Axl: Hey! Uh... How you doing, Mom? You, uh, still crying, huh? [sobbing continues] Hey, uh, you want to hug me? You like to hug me, right? I'll let you hug me. Come on. [sobbing continues] Hey, you want to ruffle my hair? I just washed it yesterday.

Axl: Okay, this is not like the time they forgot her curly fries. This is bad. She wouldn't even hug me. [Sue gasps]

Frankie: Aww! Here's Sue as a baby.
Sue: Aww!
Frankie: Oh! And here's Axl.
Brick: Is this one of me?
Frankie: Sure.
Frankie: [v.o.] What are pictures, anyway? Little moments of time you freeze so you can save them forever.
But sometimes, the memories that really stick with you are the ones you'd rather forget.