[Bennett and Tammy pull up in a convertible behind Mike and Frankie]
Mike: You know what, I bet you Bennett didn't start his own business. I bet he inherited it from Daddy.
Frankie: That's not what TamTam said. She said he started it with only $40.
Mike: Well, no one ever gave me $40.
Bennett: [horn honks] Everything okay up there?
Mike: Yep, fine! Everything's fine!
Frankie: Here's what I don't get, why would you up and give Sue $5 for no reason?
Mike: I don't know. I felt like it. That's all.
Frankie: No, I think you were being competitive. Bennett brings Lexie a new computer, and all of a sudden, you're tossin' around fivers like you're Fiddy Cent.
Mike: Hey, he brought her that laptop knowing full well we would be there to see it. He was showing off. He's a showoff.
Bennett: Hey, Mike. No cash on you?
Mike: Uh...
Bennett: Happens to all of us. I already got the guy. You're good to go. [mirror clatters]
Mike: Huh. That's funny. That never... Yeah.

Frankie: Come inside! It's raining! You're not gonna finish this whole thing now!
Mike: I'm not planning on finishing today. I'm just gonna till the soil now and lay down the seed this weekend.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You know, you... you... you can't do that! You can't do that 'cause we're going to the lake house this weekend!
Mike: What? No, we're not.
Frankie: But this the last weekend before they close it up for the winter. It's now or never.
Mike: Never.
Frankie: What?
Mike: Just 'cause we got invited, doesn't mean we got to go.
Frankie: Why wouldn't we want to go? It's a fabulous lake house with rotating sisters who cook for you. Give me one good reason why we can't go.
Mike: How 'bout I give you a thou?

Frankie: Oh. Okay. I get what's happening. You're jealous.
Mike: I'm not jealous. There are just not a lot of weekends left, and it's gonna turn cold and the ground will be too hard to till, and then it'll be another whole year before I can get this done.
Frankie: Which is the exact reason why we should go to the lake house.
Mike: I'm not worried about the lake house. I'm worried about our house house... which is the only one we have... which is why I would like it to be nice!

Frankie: [v.o.] So we went to the lake. And it was more fabulous than I imagined. Unfortunately, I ate a bad roadside corn dog on the way up and spent the whole weekend sick. But Mike had the time of his life. At least the bathroom I barfed in was unbelievable.