Brick: She said, "Are you still there?"
Frankie: We're losing her! Come on, ticktock, people. The clock's running out.
Brick: Can I ask her to go to the Halloween dance with me?
Frankie: Huh. What do you guys think?
Mike: I like it. It's a gutsy move.
Sue: It's a little risky. What if he scares her off?
Axl: He already told her he has diarrhea. He has nothing to lose.
Frankie: So, we're all in agreement? We're doing this? We're going for it. We are going for it, people! Whoo!
Brick: "Will you go to the dance with me?" Sending? I'm sending! [a moment's wait] She said, "Yes"! [all celebrate]

Axl: 'Sup? [to Hutch] What's going on? I used to be able to land a girl just with a "'Sup?"
Hutch: I once scored a barista with a wink and a "What's kickin'?"
Axl: [chuckles] You know what I miss? [cell phone beeps] [starts hopping] I miss being cool.
Hutch: Yeah. Me, too. [cell phone beeps] [starts flapping his arms] Hey, baby. How's it going?
Axl: You know what we got to do?
Hutch: What, go back to high school and pretend we're still seniors?
Axl: No. We got to throw a party and let the hotties come to us. Yes, that's a genius plan, my friend. Genius plan. Hey, ladies. Halloween party, Willard 305! Tell your friends!

Frankie: Oh, come on. You guys seriously ate all the licorice menorahs? The whole point of buying this crap candy is so that we wouldn't eat it! We are the worst family ever!
Kids: [o.s.] Trick or treat!
Frankie: Quick, hit the lights. We got to hide.
Sue: Mom, mom, I have to tell you what happened today.
Frankie: Tell me in the laundry room! We're hiding from the trick-or-treaters.

Sue: So, at school today, I was telling everyone in class about how I saw the ghost of the Santa Maria appear on our paneling.
Mike: Whoa. You told people about this?
Sue: Yeah. So, then my biology teacher said-
Mike: You told your teacher, too?
Sue: Of course. I wanted to get his scientific opinion on this supernatural phenomena. Anyway, I am getting so many different reactions to this story. [gasps] You know what? This would make a great article for the student paper. I'm gonna go jot down some notes.

Axl: Oh, my God. Seriously?
Hutch: This is not happening!
Axl: Okay, you know what? That's it. We're done. No more jumping or flapping or playing jockstrap gas mask. We are taking back our cool!
Hutch: Oh, yeah, we are. And besides, how are they even gonna know?
Axl: Uh, yeah. Pbht! [to the girls] So, you were saying something about bikinis.
[Two large jocks barge through the door to the dorm]
Axl: Oh, God, no. No, no! No! Aah!
Hutch: Ladies, we'll be right back.

[Axl and Hutch are again taped to a pole on the football field]
Axl: Yo, dude, that pirate girl was totally into you. I could tell.
Hutch: Thanks, man. You were killing it with that cowgirl.
Axl: Yep! We're back!
Hutch: We are definitely back.
Axl: High five!
Hutch: I'll get you later.
Axl: Yeah.

Mike: Sue, uh, before we hit the sack, we kind of wanted to talk to you about all this.
Frankie: We know you think you saw... something, a-and that's great.
Mike: What's not so great is... the... you know, telling people.
Sue: Why not?
Mike: 'Cause it sounds a little nuts.
Sue: But that's why I have to tell people, because it's so unbelievable.
Brick: You guys were supposed to check my pupils an hour ago.
Mike: Oh. [briefly shines a light in Brick's eyes] You're fine.