‘Hallelujah Hoedown’
Season 4, Episode 22 - Aired May 8, 2013
With Mother's Day fast approaching, Frankie spells out exactly what present she wants to each of her kids. Sue asks Reverend TimTom for advice when she doesn't feel happy for her friends who are all getting their driver's licenses. Meanwhile, Axl finally invites Cassidy to prom after thinking she would not want to go.
Quote from Axl
Cassidy: I can't believe I'm leaving in three weeks. Ugh. I wanna spend every minute of these next three weeks with you. No family, no friends. Just us, in a box, staring at each other.
Axl: [chuckles] I thought you were the smart one. Summer's three months, not three weeks.
Cassidy: No, I know, but I told you... I got accepted to that summer program at Vassar.
Axl: Yeah, but I didn't think that was during the summer.
Cassidy: Well, when did you think it was?
Axl: I don't know. I thought it was... a course where you study summer. I mean, I remember, 'cause I thought, "Man, Vassar sounds pretty easy."
Quote from Axl
Axl: I can't believe this. I had really big plans for us this summer.
Cassidy: You did?
Axl: Yeah. Like, well, we were gonna... go to the mall, drive around, and... go tubing. And you're just gonna throw all that away to study art with some old dude.
Cassidy: Axl, come on. You know how much I wanna be with you this summer. But I can't blow a chance like this just to go tubing.
Axl: [scoffs] "Just" to go tubing? Uh, do you even understand tubing, hmm? You go down a river... in tubes. It is awesome. We have a separate tube just for a cooler, you know? At some point, we all link arms, make a big wall of tubes.
Cassidy: Look. This is a huge opportunity for me.
Axl: But this... this is a huge tube-a-tunity.
Quote from Axl
Cassidy: Sorry. I don't know what to say. It totally sucks, but come on. I mean, you know, it's not like we're gonna be together anyway.
Axl: Whoa. What does... what does that mean?
Cassidy: I don't know. I mean, we're gonna be in separate states... a thousand miles away from each other. We were gonna be having this conversation in three months anyway, right? We're just having it now instead. I mean, what did you think was gonna happen?
Axl: I think you know me well enough to know that I don't think.
Cassidy: But we still have the next three weeks. Can't we just focus on that and have fun?
Sean: [over microphone] Hey, everybody, I'm Sean Donahue, president of the class of 2013...
Axl: Well, why wait three weeks not to be together? If we're not gonna be together, let's not be together now.
Sean: [drumroll] And the prom king is... [inhales deeply] Yes! My boy Axl Heck.